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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

(via finnthehuuman)

Cookie Monster asks the most important questions of our time. [x]

(Source: clarence-odbody, via m00psies)

thisyoungdevotchka:

transanalogyhoppip:

holy fucking shit i’m so sick of seeing this post with the credit taken off it

it’s a series by Tammy Rae Carland titled Lesbian Beds and deals with representation and intimacy really well and you’re stripping it of that just for your ~aesthetic~ holy fuck

Tammy Rae Carland speaks about the Lesbian Beds series

(Source: gaywitches, via wildebears)

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via elliegalaxies)

"After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

- Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

(Source: squidward-tenassholes, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

I think about dying but I dont want to die. Not even close. In fact my problem is the complete opposite. I want to live, I want to escape. I feel trapped and bored and claustrophobic. There’s so much to see and so much to do but I somehow still find myself doing nothing at all. I’m still here in this metaphorical bubble of existence and I can’t quite figure out what the hell I’m doing or how to get out of it.
by Matty Healy (via saetern)

(Source: fallingforthematty, via wildebears)

sluttybastard:

haussofkm:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

That’s seriously amazing.

Woah

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

(via elliegalaxies)

(Source: -teesa-, via muddystaples)

I am a forest, and a night of dark trees: but he who is not afraid of my darkness, will find banks full of roses under my cypresses.
by Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra (via dehanginggarden)

(Source: dearscience, via lonelythinkingforest)

I’ve always had a hard time thinking of being in a band as a real job. It’s certainly work, but, I don’t know. When I compare it to being a teacher, one feels like real work and one feel like a difficult, stressful, passionate hobby.

(Source: ezra-koenigss, via vaxeens)