by Gabourey Sidibe (via birdsonqs)
Anonymous said: Is there anything else in n out keeps a secret besides animal style burgers and fries?
the real secret is that i sneak into in n out every night and just sit in the kitchen. i just smell every single bun. i lick every patty. i drink the sauce, and my skin becomes softer. i become stronger. i am actually 300 years old, the reason i look so young is because iv been doing this every night since my 18 birthday, all those years ago