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Anonymous said: One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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burritno:

spongebob hitting people where it hurts

fascinates:

people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

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kidanedakh:

Disney + text posts

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sad-butsassy:

committedfalpal:

Jimmy reads some #AwkwardBreakup tweets. 

I thought I had a favorite but they just kept getting better

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tatehorror:

compliments from the babe <3

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I’m so unphotogenic what am I going to do when I’m famous

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Ya girl finished her first day as a Nordstroms intern!

eludednightmares:


You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

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minty-flutters:

I did the thing

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interiorly:

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

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snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

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